So we all know why cookies are the shit, but let me do a
service to the world. But there are
still people who don’t eat cookies. So
for you asshole anti-cookieites, here are the top reasons that you should eat
cookies.
5. You already lost
the leg to diabetes, why stop now?
4. With chocolate
chips included, it’s like a meal.
3. Each sleeve for
Chips Ahoy is like a serving in itself.
2. If you stop eating
cookies the Cookie Monster will eat you.
1. Because carrots
are for pussies.
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