Pets' To Do Lists

What if pets totally made lists what to do while their owners are out?  Well here is the result of my "what if".

dog
-sleep
-stare at the door
-stare out the window
-eat my owner's hat
-knock over the trash can and play in the garbage

house cat
-throw up in owner's shoes
-stand on owner's keyboard while they try to do work
-sleep
-sleep more
-not give a shit about anything other than myself

goldfish
-swim left
-swim right
-explore that castle again
-swim left again
-die so the dad has to awkwardly explain death to his five year old




All images are found by going to Google Images and I don't claim to own these pictures.