Thursday, January 26, 2012

10 word movie reviews

Why wade through an entire lengthy review of a movie wen you really just want a blurb about it?  Welcome to your fantasy come true!  Here are some reviews on movies that I give you in only 10 words!

Batman Begins
Bats kicks ass, looks awesome, thanks Chris Nolan.  Bat swarm!

Captain America
Holy shit Chris Evans kicks Nazi butt.  Eat it Superman.

British criminals fight for diamond.  I would watch it again.

Boondock Saints
Irish brothers fight crime.  Also “fuck” is a versatile word.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"I’m trapped in a glass box of emotion!"  Brick’s retarded.

The Kingdom
Foxx and Beil fight Saudi terrorists.  Pretty hardcore, but preachy.

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