Ok, another day, another batch of sights to see. I’m so glad I don’t look at the sun on a regular basis.
Man the bathroom is dirty. Better send a memo to the brain to clean in here the next chance we get. Look at that water coming at us! Yep, get those eyelids down and guard me from the hot water. Smart move body.
This shirt is so blue! And there’re sandals, board shorts. This is actually kind of boring.
Ok, now we’re driving, time to kick it up a notch. Car, car, pedestrian, carcarcarcar car behind us, car on the left, dude coming into traffic another car bicyclists. Man this is really har-CAR! Close one legs slamming the brakes, smart.
There’s a lot of sand and water, people in bathing suits. Oh! We’re at the beach, excellent! Lots of cute girls to ogle,
OH FUCK ME THERE’S SAND US!
Gahhh! It’s like billions of itty bitty knives stabbing from everywhere. Blinking hurts too much, stay open! Dammit the wind is worse!
Here comes water! Yeah, yeah, that feels better. Whew, that was NOT fun. Now that the sand is out of our general area let’s enjot the sights of the beach. Hey, there’s Frisbee over there. Awesome, the hands are going up, but they look a little low. I dunno if the hands are going to-
FUCKING DAMMIT WHO CAN’T CATCH A FRISBEE??