Duck 1: I don't know, I just can't support the government anymore.
Duck 2: How do you mean?
D1: I mean that it's flawed and we should go back to a survival of the fittest.
D2: Umm, we're already doing that survival thing, we're ducks in nature.
D1: Right, but I mean a REAL survival. No more handouts, especially for immigrants.
D2: What immigrants? We live in a pond near a playground. And by "handouts" do you mean that bread they bring? Fuck you I'll take your bread then.
D1: And that's whats wrong with the system! You shouldn't get special treatment just because you have more ducklings than me! I earn everything I get.
D2: You can't claim that bread dropped by that two year old as "earning". That's the same kid who crapped his pants because he stood up too fast.
D1: Whatever. You certainly can't argue that we need a total overhaul.
D2: But you hate change. The last time they cut the grass different you lost your mind.
D1: This isn't about me! This is about our rights as citizens!
D2: Do we get rights? We're domesticated water fowl, I think we're lucky to be smart enough to avoid being where hunters go.
D1: Whatever, I can't talk to you like this.
D2: Fine dude, but that rich family is back, I'm getting me some of that sweet honey bread!
D1: Ohh, the honey bread people are back. Move aside Commie!
D2: Capitalist jerk.
|It's a smart duck because he's dressed nice.|