It's no secret that I don't really like kids. It's also no secret that I'm not a huge fan of technology most of the time. But it needs to be said that I like one particular piece of technology, my phone, more than any child. Here are the top 5 reasons why that is.
5. My phone doesn't poop.
4. When I ask my phone a question it answers right away.
3. I can tell when my phone is tired and put it down for a nap without issue.
2. It's not weird to keep my phone in my pocket.
1. If my phone goes missing, I just get a new one.
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