Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: The sky isn't blue, the sky is actually whatever color your eyes are. Back when people were deciding the color of the sky, there were a majority of blue eyed people, so people would say "Oh look at the blue sky!" while those with green, brown, and red Albino eyes never saw the sky as blue. But saying anything that goes against the majority was enough to get you murdered, so everyone just agreed like "Oh, yeah, it's like, totally blue..." Today those people with different colored eyes just go along as a tradition because they don't know any better.
|Nothing but poop sky for you.|
Q: Did we really evolve from monkeys?
A: No, we evolved from apes, dumbass.
A: If by "sugar" you mean "alcohol" and by "medicine" you mean "more alcohol" then yes. Beer plus beer equals you going down, face first, into the stars you're trying to climb. Also drink your "medicine" responsibly.