So we all know why cookies are the shit, but let me do a service to the world. But there are still people who don’t eat cookies. So for you asshole anti-cookieites, here are the top reasons that you should eat cookies.
5. You already lost the leg to diabetes, why stop now?
4. With chocolate chips included, it’s like a meal.
3. Each sleeve for Chips Ahoy is like a serving in itself.
2. If you stop eating cookies the Cookie Monster will eat you.
1. Because carrots are for pussies.