10. I always make my bed for my maid, who I tip extra.
9. I eat my vegetables which I grow organically.
8. I save gas when I drive my Hybrid Car while buying gas for others.
7. I give tens and twenties to homeless people.
6. I read instead of watching TV or surfing the internet.
5. I recycle to the extreme (I haven't drank water I didn't clean myself for the past ten years).
4. I rescue animals, children, ugly folk and old people.
3. I take time out of my day to ask how other are doing and then I give them a shoulder rub.
2. I give my blood until they legally stop me.
1. I went back in time and fucking killed Hitler like a motherfucker. Oh things didn't change? Imagine that!