Sunday, September 9, 2012

Hobo Itinerary

8:00-8:15    Screaming night terrors outside public school
8:30-9:47    Sit on a bench with all possessions with single cup of coffee
9:50-10:00  Check bindle for cap of soup, fingerless gloves, and stabbin knife
10:00-12:00 Panhandle at train station
12:00-12:05 Hop on boxcar for free
12:10-3:00   Survive what is referred to as Hobo Fight Club
3:00-3:05     Get thrown out of boxcar by observational cop
3:05-3:15     Recover self and bindle
3:15-5:00     Sleep under a tree by the river
5:00-5:20     Get mistaken for a dead body, wake up to terrified children 
5:20-7:50     Make way into town, get enough change for a meal
7:50-8:30     Buy booze
8:30-8:40     Drink booze
8:40-???       Make alot of noise and commotion then pass out

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